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so pay once and then you'll know the lanes for your own future use (and guide your friends too!) - seems a reasonable short cut if you can afford it - assuming the company doing this has all the bureaucracy in order for the price.

well for £35 maybe its worth it. but you will still need maps or better still a GPS.

morocco works a treat though. free GPS maps on the internet. not many road to go wrong on. locals help you out all they can. upto date info on the enduro bike forums. hassle free border crossing. I have only been once but feel confident to lead a group out there for 2-3weeks. have camping, B&B, garage info etc.

SO easy, if only i could speak good french :doh:

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well for £35 maybe its worth it. but you will still need maps or better still a GPS.

morocco works a treat though. free GPS maps on the internet. not many road to go wrong on. locals help you out all they can. upto date info on the enduro bike forums. hassle free border crossing. I have only been once but feel confident to lead a group out there for 2-3weeks. have camping, B&B, garage info etc.

SO easy, if only i could speak good french :doh:

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ar hoh de hoh hor, bonjour - i see landyzone's premier le partniship emerging 'ere mon ami :D:D:D

Seriously though, and on topic, pay £35 and you should get a really good dya's laning where you can mark your maps up with the good lanes and then use em again and again for free - it's ideal for the "can't be bothered" brigade, of which there are plenty, so why not lift em of a couple of sheets???:D:D
 
I dont know about here in the UK pikey seems to know more about that. Abroad i assume your "covered" by your motor insurance. the bloke i spoke to said that in their contract they are not liable for most situations. reading into it, it seems like every man is for himself and they only "guide" you. A word you will find in their blurb over and over again. When i was out there in October i heard that a few of them had left the group and gone thier own way, i heard about a few falling outs etc etc. which will happen if you put 28 vehicles of 2+ people together! sounds like a bit of a disaster to me.

we were on the ferry back with some of them, but didnt speak to them. A friend i met out there also got the ferry back a week later with a few more and spoke to them.

If you do want to do a trip like that, i suggest you strongly look into what those guides offer and look into doing it by yourself. and if you want any help, i will tell you everything i know. North Africa is easy. Planning the alps at the moment whih is proving a bitch! got some maps and routes together now, guide company's want £900=1100 for a week in the alps! so we are going solo again :D

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What public insurance you're driving on a public road. as long as you have insurance your covered.
wouldnt you need punblic liability or summit? I bet the insurance company wont bet happy
Claimer " so there i was driving down the road"
Insuarnce numpty "yes"
"following the guide..."
"hang on, what?"
 
just looked at the ad, they are doing each weekend for the next 2 months!

I tell you what, i might start doing the same. everyone else seems to be making easy money. Im sick of looking at mud and putting me hands in wet muddy bags all day. Im going to take ****s green laning on weekends!

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just looked at the ad, they are doing each weekend for the next 2 months!

I tell you what, i might start doing the same. everyone else seems to be making easy money. Im sick of looking at mud and putting me hands in wet muddy bags all day. Im going to take ****s green laning on weekends!

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Cant blame yer mate!Im environmental now so i put smelly mud in bags these days! Get them disclaimers checked and yer away!
 
Clause 6b...

...or if you pay me to lead you over a big cliff...then we have known each other for years and are just mates on a laning trip
 
14 k a year?Noit bad going that and that would pay for maintaince too if not an upgrade.
My dislaimer would read "I the undersigned wont be a cock and if it all gos tits up its not goonys fault..........................."
 
14 k a year?Noit bad going that and that would pay for maintaince too if not an upgrade.
My dislaimer would read "I the undersigned wont be a cock and if it all gos tits up its not goonys fault..........................."

That could actually form not just the disclaimer but the entirety of the contract, and if you got adjudged to do time you could then effectively sue and publicise the judge for actually calling you a cock!!!:D:D
 
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That could actually form not just the disclaimer but the entirety of the contract, and if you got adjudged to do time you could then effectively sue and publicise the judge for actually calling you a cock!!!:D:D
Credit crunch is over!!!!
 
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