Arghhhhh

My van got broken into a couple of years ago satnav couple bits went missing, 2 weeks later a comunity (plastic pig) officer turns up to have a chat and do house to house stuff, she told me that a new directive had been started and IF they caught the thieving low life scum bag (my words not hers) they would bring him/her/them round to appolagise to me, fooooke me i nearly swung for her, i told here you bring them round ill brake there f$&*()king legs for them. She then started going on about disadvantaged upbringing it's not always there fault, tell you what i said if they bring my stuff back ill only brake one of there fking legs, at this point wifey came out and took over cos she thought i was going to be arrested for assault. few thats better sorry to go on but these low lifes need teaching a lesson and the old bill won't/can't. and as for the letter they send to victims don't get me started on that five i got FIVE foooooooooooke sake.

well forensics did come but my god what a GERK he looked at it put sum plastic in a bag n left, didnt say owt.
havent got my letter yet maybe get it in 6mths lol